so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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