I am in a vortex of obligation.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
