I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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