This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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