so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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