bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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