call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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