You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I am one with the molecules
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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