hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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