At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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