I'm pants shitting drunk right now
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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