if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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