You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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