Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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