goodnight i made you a song goodbye
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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