I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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