Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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