She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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