My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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