Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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