I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Me too!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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