Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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