Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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