im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Randomize
