No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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