Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I cut my penus on the lid.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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