I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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