Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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