Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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