Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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