Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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