i just wanna soil my oats bro
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He kissed a someone with a penis
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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