He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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