before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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