Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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