it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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