Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
