My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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