Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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