I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I need a burrito and a hug.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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