I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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