super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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