Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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