what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just sucked dick on a ferry
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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