U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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