it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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