This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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