Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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