Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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