Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How does it feel to date your dad?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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