I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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