**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
