I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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