I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
