They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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