you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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