Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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